Why I Appreciate Being Single - Reason #1
Because I OWN THE WHOLE BED. That's right- 100% of that cushy, cozy real estate is mine. Last night, I fell asleep with my feets stretched out to opposite corners of my queen size bed. I also enjoy sleeping diagonally for optimal stretching capacity. I can do that. As much as I want. And it's good.
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