Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Why I Appreciate Being Single - Reason #27

Because as much as I hate doing it, I have more time to get things done around the house. (This reason is even less glamorous than the farting reason in my opinion.) Yes, I'd rather be watching movies and making love, but the laundry needs to get done sometime and so do the dishes and vacuuming. Because I have more available time, I'm not scrambling to get them done between another 10 things in one day. I can do my chores with more leisure and they suck a little less that way.

(P.S. - This is all true, but I'm honestly not convinced this is a good reason. I'm just glad I have clean underwear and got to watch 2 episodes of Orange Is the New Black tonight.)

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